February 2012
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HEY LOOK AT ME I’M PLAYING LUA BY BRIGHT EYES ON MY UKULELE AND BEING SELF-DEPRECATING.
Holy fuck, this is terrifying.
Black and white because je suis une ARTISTE. Untuned ukulele because it won’t fucking stay tuned (I’m lookin’ at you, C string).
I like how during most of this it kinda looks like I’m strumming my boobs.
My New Year’s resolution was to do...
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E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST
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Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets...
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Any of you fucking pricks move and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of...
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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