December 2010
That awkward moment when New Zealand and Australia...
xrubytuesdayx:
That awkward moment when New Zealand and Australia...
xrubytuesdayx:
iandhearts asked: Hahaha I love how you like that photo of Monty, he just looks so lol-worthy in it. ^_^
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I JUST REALISED SOMETHING.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PRINT SCREEN BUTTON ON A MAC?
OMG.
WHAT IS LIFE.
WHERE AM I.
Stephen: Erm, but perhaps, you know, we should believe in Adam and Eve. Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists do actually call her "Eve". And every man shares a single male ancestor dubbed "Adam". It's also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes.
Stephen: Erm, but perhaps, you know, we should believe in Adam and Eve. Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists do actually call her "Eve". And every man shares a single male ancestor dubbed "Adam". It's also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes.
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
luxuriousfeelings:
slowlyblowme:
i’m usually like
I really enjoy the awkward wave of thanks I give when a car lets me cross.
Like, “Hey, thanks for not killing me, bro!”
